Once, when some classmates invited her to hang out with them...
Let's hang out!
Sorry, my dog Pe'z has to have surgery.
sob sob sob
What?!
So she said, but she's never even had a dog.
She hasn't?
She hasn't!
Then there's "I just got a call from my twin sister separated at birth,"
and "my dad was in a car crash, and now he has amnesia."